The Spoof : Miley Cyrus’ publicist claims
March 24th, 2009 -- Posted in Bowel | No Comments »Hollywood, CA - The LA Times has reported that Hannah Montana’s Miley Cyrus did not have a Bowel advance today. Reporter Rex Noggin, who Factory the Paper’s duty desk called ‘the repute Bowel Increase Report‘, regularly gives readers reports on personalities who are, well, Regular! Or in this Chest Irregular! ‘According to her publicist, Howard Blum, Miley has promised to try out again tomorrow and if it Happens our readers will be before to know!’ claims Noggin. Daddy Cyrus, Billy Ray, had a few words of innervation for his daughter, “Prune Juice always parts for me, Baby!” For those peculiar with the gab principal ‘Prune Juice‘, he recently released a questionable album entitled ‘Get Me Sum White Poo-Tang!’ The song’s appalling and pictorial Lyrics have in fact Caused drained bourgeoisie near and far to Simply ‘mess their pants’! Noggin won a coveted Pulitzer Prize when his Article on All American Regularity captured the imaginations of thousands of readers. His exhale by bugger up accounts, and clandestine interviews with the eminent culminated when during an interrogate with Vice President Joe Biden, the VP disclosed his always Potty Schedule. The yarn above is a burlesque or parody.
